The Queen's Proclamation

December 2005

News, updates, & pronouncements from Pat Ballard, the Queen of Rubenesque Romances

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. 
Eleanor Roosevelt

Something to think about....

Good Morning! It's a beauful day!
Mikayla Ballard, three years old

A few nights ago, not long after everyone had gone to sleep, my granddaughter, Kayla, woke up crying because she'd had a bad dream. After that was over, she continued to wake up crying about every 20 minutes, according to my son, Eric.

Every time she'd wake up Eric and Tiffany, my D-i-L, they would ask her if she was hurting somewhere, but the only thing she'd say was "My nose! My nose! Wipe my nose!" She was in the process of taking a cold and her nose was running, and apparently waking her up.

As usual, these things happen at the most inopportune time. Sure enough, Eric and Tiffany had a meeting scheduled at 10:00 the next morning, to talk to someone about getting their son, Shaun, in preschool.

So, around 6:00, Eric put one of Kayla's favorite movies in her TV/VCR., closed the door to her room, and went back to bed and managed to get a little sleep.

Tiffany went into Kayla's room at 8:00 to check on her. She was sitting in the middle of her bed and said, "Good morning, Mommie! It's a beauful day!"

Tiffany thought, 'beautiful day, my a—, you little witch!"

But this got me to thinking. How much different would my life be if I got up each morning, looked at myself in the mirror and said, "Good morning! It's a beautiful day!" No matter what my day was to hold, or no matter if I'd just had a lousy night, like Kayla had, would it make me feel different if I greeted myself like that?

I remember as a child the pure joy that I woke up with each morning. Especially during the summer when I didn't have to go to school. I couldn't wait to get up in the morning and get my day started. I just knew something good was going to happen that day. 

I get tips from a website, RealAge.com, and occasionally they'll send out a tip about taking care of our mental and emotional health. And the quote I like the most is;
"Taking care of your emotional health and well-being can make your RealAge up to 16 years younger."


Proverbs 17:22 says, "A merry heart doeth good [like] a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones."

So, maybe if I get up every morning and look at myself in the mirror and say, "Good morning! It's a beauful day!" it will do me good like a medicine and I'll live 16 years longer!

I'm going to try it for at least a month. Anyone with me?

 

 A Word From Pat

 

So, where did November go? I mean, we just got it, and now it's gone! But that's okay. I like December, too.

My Thanksgiving holiday/weekend was wonderful. Got to spend it with a horde of family in Mississippi. Lots and lots of good southern-cooked food. Chicken and chicken dumplings, dressing, turkey, ham, homegrown butter beans and peas, corn, green beans, cranberry sauce, varied salads, cornbread, rolls, pies, cakes and cookies, just to name some of the food!

 

But the fellowship was even better than the food. Aunts and uncles, first, second and third cousins, one of my brothers and one of my sisters. And that was all in the same house! It was a good trip. But every year, it's kind of bittersweet, as my aunts and uncles are in their 70s and early 80s. Each time I go, I realize it may be my last visit with one of them. So for that reason, I try to soak up every moment with them that I can.

We didn't get to have Thanksgiving with Eric and his family yet, but will try to do it in the next week or so. With Eric being in retail, it's almost impossible for him to get off of work this time of the year. He was off on this Thanksgiving for the first time in three years, but we were not here. They had a good time, though. Tiffany's grandparents were down from Illinois, so they were all together.

Okay, everyone, have a beauful day and a wonderful December! Happy Holidays to everyone. Be safe!

 

                                               Love,

                                                                    Pat

Visit me at Pat's Place at www.patballard.com │ Write me at patballard@bellsouth.net

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Links About the Queen & Her Books

Pat's Place website | The Queen's Blog | About Pat Ballard | Dangerous Curves Ahead | Abigail's Revenge | Wanted: One Groom | Nobody's Perfect | His Brother's Child | A Worthy Heir | Pearlsong Press blog posts about Pat

Books Existing and Upcoming

Abigail's Revenge, my fifth novel, is published! My publisher, Peggy Elam, pulled a few rabbits out of the hat and the book debuted at the Southern Festival of Books in Nashville the weekend of Oct. 7-9. In fact, it was delivered to the booth on Friday after the festival had started. That is where I saw my first copy... hot off the press!

It's a Romantic Suspense, and is different than any other novel I've written. It's also a good bit longer.

Abigail Avery was falsely convicted of the murder of her father and sent to prison when she was only eighteen years old. The supposedly good citizens of Leaky Springs, Mississippi were silent as an innocent young woman was orphaned, accused, swiftly tried and locked away. Her only clue in the travesty of justice is that a bunch of crooked "good ole boys"—headed by the judge who presided at her trial—keep pestering her to sell the family farm.

Now, a decade later, Abigail's out of prison and heading back to Leaky Springs. It won't be a pleasant homecoming. She's out for revenge on the people who stole ten years of her life. Especially the judge.

Karen Sparks, owner of Top100womensites.com (and an avid reader), says of Abigail's Revenge, "Injustice, romance and suspense with page-turning flair! This is Ballard's greatest work. Her fragile, yet beautifully big heroine is pushed to the edge with family tragedy, but she's determined to fight back and avenge the injustice that cost her ten years of her life. Ballard has created a rich romantic-suspense that you cannot put down until it's finished."

Click here to go to the Pearlsong Press website page for Abigail's Revenge. They're offering an advance sales special of free shipping within the U.S. for copies sold through their online store.

I'm continuing to work on my first nonfiction book, The 10 Commandments of Self-Love, a motivational book on accepting ourselves as we are instead of obsessing over trying to look like some unrealistic actress or image we see in a magazine.

Meanwhile, my short story collection Dangerous Curves Ahead is available through Pearlsong Press (www.pearlsong.com). After its May 2004 publication, Dangerous Curves Ahead received a glowing review from Cindi Appel on the Fearless Books review website. Appel wrote:

Ballard doesn’t pull punches. She shows her heroines exhibiting ample will and tenacity to tell off those who would shame them into becoming something they aren’t just to blend in with society's narrow-minded notions of beauty.

To read the entire review, go to www.pearlsong.com/dangerouscurvesahead.htm. You can also read an excerpt from Dangerous Curves Ahead's title story, Dangerous Curves, by clicking on the title link in this sentence.

Pearlsong Press has also re-released my existing books, Wanted: One Groom, Nobody’s Perfect, His Brother’s Child and A Worthy Heir.

The Pearlsong Press edition of Nobody's Perfect was called "a charming, witty love story with a twist" in the July 2004 Small Press Bookwatch section of Midwest Book Review. Read the whole review at www.pearlsong.com/nobodysperfect.htm, or an excerpt at
www.pearlsong.com/nobodys_excerpt.htm.

I’m extremely happy that my books are now available in both print and eBook format. (The eBook edition of Abigail's Revenge  has not yet been published, however.) Please visit Pearlsong Press and check out all the options that are available.
 

Ask your local  library to stock my books, allowing many others to enjoy them
while spreading the size acceptance message.


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Weighty Matters

Was Eve fat? We see man's idea of how he thinks the first "perfect" woman looked, but what if the perfect woman was actually fat? Wouldn't that be great justice for some of us who have spent our lives trying to be not fat?

I find the "Venus" of Willendorf story to be extremely fascinating.
When first discovered the Venus of Willendorf was thought to date to approximately 15,000 to 10,000 BCE, but since then, they've set her age back several years. This time period falls into the possible time that Eve could have first appeared. At any rate, she is very fat and round. I just love her!
 
Here are some fascinating articles and pictures of her. Amuse yourselves and explore this mysterious lady.

"The most famous early image of a human, a woman, is the so-called "Venus" of
Willendorf, found in 1908 by the archaeologist Josef Szombathy [see
BIBLIOGRAPHY] in an Aurignacian loess deposit in a terrace about 30 meters above the Danube near the town of Willendorf in Austria."

http://witcombe.sbc.edu/willendorf/willendorfdiscovery.html

 

Calendar Of Events

Pat will spend the next few months promoting Abigail's Revenge. She's in the process of setting up booksignings with local Borders Bookstores, and others.

You can still hear the taped radio shows from Size Matters with Veronica, WCRS Radio, on Pat's website.

Show #1 discusses Pat's romance novels
http://www.wcrsradio.org/RadioStage/size/SIZE051.mp3

Show #2 discusses women of size and their sexuality
http://www.wcrsradio.org/RadioStage/size/SIZE052.mp3

And check out the photos from the Nov. 6, 2004 Mississippi Authors Festival that are online at The Queen's Proclamation blog and The Pearlsong Letter blog. (Click on the Mississippi Authors Festival link under the "Photo Albums" heading in the lefthand column of either blog to view the photos. While you're visiting, post a comment on the blogs!)
 

Book Contest

Register to win a free copy of the Pat Ballard book of your choice at Top 100 Women Sites: http://www.top100womensites.com/contest.htm.
 

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Read previous issues of The Queen's Proclamation at http://www.pearlsong.com/newsletterarchives.htm.

 

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